Your Daily Muslim: Abu Dujana al-Amriki

Your Daily Muslim

American Muslim Abu Dujana al-Amriki, whose last name means “the American,” bit off way more than he could chew when he traveled to Syria to wage jihad. With his Magic Muslim Peace Sprayer™ (that trademark is heavily disputed by AK-47 manufacturers) in hand, al-Amriki made a video proclaiming the glory of jihad shortly before realizing his trip to Syria wasn’t such a good idea.

“We have come here from all nationalities to defend this land, this Islamic land, to spread the Sharia of Allah on the face of the earth, and to give our lives and our souls for this jihad, [incomprehensible Arabic] Jannah.” Jannah is Islamic heaven, where people who throw their lives away for their imaginary friend will allegedly be able to do things that their imaginary friend said were strictly forbidden on earth. Makes perfect sense, doesn’t it? “We have come to defy all kuffar [infidels],” al-Amriki…

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